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Erma Bombeck "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" Signed Book (1972).
Currency:USD
Category:Books / Antiquarian & Collectible
Start Price:20.00 USD
Estimated At:100.00 - 300.00 USD
NOT SOLD (BIDDING OVER)
0.00USD
This item WAS NOT SOLD. Auction date was 2022 May 14 @ 11:23UTC-7 : PDT/MST
The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank (McGraw-Hill Book Company, 1972) hard cover book, written and signed by Erma Bombeck. 175 pages.
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